Prole2: Can you teach me a joke?
Me: A joke?
Prole2: Yes I want to tell my brother a joke and make him laugh.
Me: Ummmm ok, let me think of one.
Prole2: Can you remember any?
Me: None that I can tell you.
Prole2: What?
Me: What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
Prole2: What?
Me: It’s a joke. What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
Prole2: I don’t get it.
Me: I haven’t finished it.
Prole2: What?
Me: That was the first bit.
Prole2: When is the funny bit?
Me: Well give me a minute I am trying to get there.
Prole2: What?
Me: Ok. What do you call a Deer with no eyes?
Prole2: What?
Me: No Idea!
Prole2: What?
Me: Are you saying ‘What’ because you didn’t hear me or because you don’t understand?
Prole2: What?
Me: No Idea. What do you call a Deer with no eyes? No…Eye…Deer. No Idea.
Prole2: Oh…No Eye Deer…that’s funny….
Me: Thank you, I thought so.
Prole2: What do you call a Bunny with no Eyes?
Me: Ummm…Ok…what do you call a Bunny with no Eyes?
Prole2: No Eye Bunny.
Me: Very good.
Prole2: Is it funny?
Me: To me? Yes.
He skips over to his brother who is watching ants.
Prole2: Hey! What do you call a Bunny with no Eyes?
Prole1: I don’t know, what do you call a Bunny with no Eyes?
Prole2: No Eye Blind Animal Dead.
Prole1: What?
Prole2: Dad thinks that is funny.
Prole1: Dad?
