Prole1: What are you reading?

Me: A thing about Christmas presents.

Prole1: What about them?

Me: About how a lot of them are expensive and never get used.

Prole2: Do you want presents for Christmas?

Me: From you? A smile and a kiss is all I need for Christmas from you.

Prole2: I can do that every day, then you can have Christmas every day.

Me: That would be lovely.

Prole1: It would be cheap too. You like cheap things.

Me: Yes…

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