Prole1: Where’s the sink?


Prole2: In the garden, Dad broke it.


Long silence as they both press noses against bathroom window.


Prole2: The cats are playing with it.


Laughter.

Prole1: Look….look…playing with the plug.

Laughter

Prole 2: Do we still get pocket money?


Prole1: Don’t worry, HE did it.

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